Enter the life and times of an average everyday normal crazy man. Are you ready?

Every now and then, ol’chaps approach me to seek enlightenment, or just haphazardly inquire “What are you thinking?” even go as far to mention the cliché “A penny for your thoughts.” Many a times I will just look down, shake my dead a little, shut my eyes, and mumble barely audibly “One that is destined to seek, will be sought by that which he seeks for.” Then they quickly clamber over and grasp my knees and implore me to explain that which they cannot understand. “What does that quote mean?” asks the oblivious ones that are obstructed by the flow of knowledge. In response, I may only reply “Those words were once emitted from the lips ancient scholars of the east, past the moon yonder, within the halls of truth they now dwell.” These gullible seekers of truth then gasp as if they have reached enlightenment themselves; they sit back with false contentment believing they have reached the ultimate nirvana.

“One that is destined to seek, will be sought by that which he seeks for.”

To be truthful to you (the ones that are reading this, yes you, and the guy behind you too) I really don’t know what the fuck that means. I made that quote up like during the 15 seconds I was waiting in line to take a piss in the “little boys room.” Only that these silly impotent minded squandering idiots swarm over it like flies over steaming hot feces. Anyways, that was just a little introduction to this piece of shit thing known as a “Blog”. I really don’t know why the fuck I made one, I guess the reason is because every other turd gurgler out there gloats over one too. Yeah, I am just following whatever is “trendy”, so sue me.

“So some bum starts a blog and all you mother fuckers hit the ceiling huh?”

Yeah, in reality I have always thought I was crazy to some extent. I really don’t know, so I guess I’ll just start posting random thoughts and my daily routine and let you folks decide if I’m “normal” or I’m some retarded ape shit and deserve to have a torpedo shoved repeatedly up my… uh nose. I guess people always say my ideas or the shit I talk about seem too far-fetched for any sane individual to conceptualize.

But that’s alright though.

Maybe someone would save a copy of everything I write and publish it into a book. HAH yeah right. This could be a parody of that one book Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus or was it the other way around? Whatever the fuck that title’s supposed to mean anyways, I don’t give a faggot’s right testicle. However, I think a good title for my book is Retards are from Earth and Shit is from Uranus© . Yes that is a copyright symbol, so don’t even think about stealing my shit.

To Be Continued…